Letter Burner Gifts

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'My teacher is a man of letters...except A and B.'

Santa called but you were out!

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

A stylized man in pyjamas

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

"How many letters can you read?"

Information Tightrope.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Literary rain

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

'Decision time. Which bridge to cross and which to burn.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

Reading the love-letter