Letter Burner T-Shirts

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'My teacher is a man of letters...except A and B.'

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Santa called but you were out!

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

A stylized man in pyjamas

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

"How many letters can you read?"

Information Tightrope.

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Literary rain

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

'Decision time. Which bridge to cross and which to burn.'

Reading the love-letter

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.