Yearbook Burner Gifts

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Yearbook

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Addicted to reading

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Somewhere In France... Mary Anne experiences that certain 'Je ne sais quoi'

Travellers

'Decision time. Which bridge to cross and which to burn.'

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

"When I'm not in school, I have trouble sleeping."

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

Down with leather bookbinding. Read paperbacks.

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"How about a note for my yearbook?"

"Sorry about the grime, Doc. I had to burn some bridges on my way here to keep the crazies from following me."

'Great Books' 'Good Books' 'Trash'

"They're little notes he keeps leaving me on how to best utilise my housekeeping time."

North Korea High

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

"Look what Sylvia Sanchez wrote in my yearbook! I didn't know I was so special to her!"

"We need to change next year's number. I refuse to say '2020 won.'"

'Remember when you wrote, 'Let's keep in touch' in my yearbook? Well here I am.'

"I haven't burned this many calories since I forgot the brownies in the oven."

'No, that's my photo above the caption: 'Student most likely to succeed'.'

'So, Rick, how does it feel to be elected by your class as 'Most Likely to Be Sidetracked?''

'I want my old job back. I know it won't be easy. Before I left I burned a lot of bridges.'

Pretending you're popular.

"All I know is that some girl named Carolina likes me."

Cucumber yearbooks,

Springdale High School Class of 19...: Most likely to succeed...Most likely to recede.