Bridge Banter Gifts

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"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

'Just think, I could be taking you to your bridge game if we had bought that bass boat.'

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

"Been waiting long?"

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, BOO! Did I scare you? Regards, Rick in Seattle. (Actual reader letter). Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com. Yeah, I'm really scared. Aren't you, Rudy? Boo, Rudy! Boooooo! That, however, terrifies me. Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu.(This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-07)

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

A real turkey lunch.

"We've decided to settle our of quart."

So the anti-tax hike anti-new revenue anti-spender's solution would be...

"And the first question is. . . What the f**k are you looking at. . ??"

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

The Enemies

"It's not what you think. I'm from South Dakota."

"Will you stop saying 'I thought you liked a bit of rough...!!'"

'Why are you so rude?'

'...and what are these screw tops all about, wine should have a proper cork, and the prices...who do they think they're kidding.'

'I know I say a lot of rubbish. That's because your wife taught me how to speak!'

'Before we start our bridge game, Emily will sing the National Anthem.'

"I'm never using SPF zero again."

"Have you noticed that as we get older it only takes a couple of pints before we start talking bollocks?'

"Cruz! I'm gonna die!"

"You called?"

Real speech bubble.

'Sometimes, you can be quite philosophical, Bert.'

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