Bridge Banter Pillows

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"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

'Just think, I could be taking you to your bridge game if we had bought that bass boat.'

'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

"We've decided to settle our of quart."

"Been waiting long?"

A real turkey lunch.

So the anti-tax hike anti-new revenue anti-spender's solution would be...

"And the first question is. . . What the f**k are you looking at. . ??"

"It's not what you think. I'm from South Dakota."

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"Will you stop saying 'I thought you liked a bit of rough...!!'"

The Enemies

'Why are you so rude?'

'...and what are these screw tops all about, wine should have a proper cork, and the prices...who do they think they're kidding.'

'I know I say a lot of rubbish. That's because your wife taught me how to speak!'

'Before we start our bridge game, Emily will sing the National Anthem.'

"Have you noticed that as we get older it only takes a couple of pints before we start talking bollocks?'

"You called?"

Real speech bubble.

'Sometimes, you can be quite philosophical, Bert.'

"I'm never using SPF zero again."

"Cruz! I'm gonna die!"

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One of the many benefits of getting older and farting a lot. You always get to sit alone in the bus.