Bridge Playing Pillows

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

Remote control pirate bully

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Tommy!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Boy rolled into a snowball

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I'm bored."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Swinging

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Child driving a toy car

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Rocking Horse

'At lone at last.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'The kids were so sweet...'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Boy and his dog

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'