Bridezilla Appreciator Pillows

'How lovely, you're engaged! Now I can finally plan the wedding my mother never wanted.'

Extreme Bungy

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Buddhist photo albums,

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

No, they're not divorced --- She said that's her "ox-husband."

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Rating the Sunset

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Couple in Grey

'Good morning Miss...'

Hats and Greetings

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

Nude painting

Elderly couple

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

"Lookin' good...I haven't eaten in three months!"

Wedding Car

Caution: Bridal Crossing.

"I love a ceremony that has some tradition in it."

"Since when do you obey traffic signs, Billy?!"

'...and finally I'd just like to thank my plastic surgeon for giving me these puppies.'

"If I'm giving her away, how come it's costing me three thousand quid?"

'Hold everything! -- My left brain just kicked in!'

"And this is our budgie, 'Houdini'."

Darlene, we're both getting married. Let's throw a joint bachelorette party. Why? Plausible deniability. We'll each tell our spouses we want to have a prude pajama party. Then publicly blame each other when instead we get smelly drunk and go to a male strip show. You're a complete pig. Thanks. Wait 'til you hear my honeymoon idea.

JUST MARRIED (Just not in the eyes of his church).

"Honey! Remember when you used to nibble my ear?"

'You may kiss the bride, but no tongue.'

"Will you say the three magical words that always make me so happy?"

Alternate Views of Life

To Cricketers