Bridezilla Appreciator Gifts

'How lovely, you're engaged! Now I can finally plan the wedding my mother never wanted.'

Extreme Bungy

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Buddhist photo albums,

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Rating the Sunset

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

'Good morning Miss...'

Hats and Greetings

Couple in Grey

"So,what's so important that you want me to give you a couple of hours off work this afternoon?"

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

Nude painting

Elderly couple

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

"Lookin' good...I haven't eaten in three months!"

Caution: Bridal Crossing.

Wedding Car

"I love a ceremony that has some tradition in it."

"If I'm giving her away, how come it's costing me three thousand quid?"

"Since when do you obey traffic signs, Billy?!"

"And this is our budgie, 'Houdini'."

'Hold everything! -- My left brain just kicked in!'

JUST MARRIED (Just not in the eyes of his church).

"Will you say the three magical words that always make me so happy?"

"Honey! Remember when you used to nibble my ear?"

'You may kiss the bride, but no tongue.'

Alternate Views of Life

To Cricketers

'Hi. . . Um. . . Sorry, I thought you were someone else.'