Bridezilla Antics Gifts

"Lookin' good...I haven't eaten in three months!"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'I always cry at weddings!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Clown Wedding with Rake

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

Besties Photo

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

"No, I'm not a stripper – I'm a real fireman, and you're exceeding the maximum capacity for this room."

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

Training the Bride's Train Bearers

'Can we just do this pass-fail?'

Three women dancing

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

"I can't believe I just paid that guy 160 bucks to tell me 'happy wife, happy life'."

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

'Hey, would you mind stirring your Ovaltine somewhere else?!'

"Hang in there. If you win this bout, you get to fight his mother."

Sarah regretted having coed wedding shower.

Hen night.