Bridezilla Antics Pillows

"Lookin' good...I haven't eaten in three months!"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'I always cry at weddings!'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

Clown Wedding with Rake

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Besties Photo

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

Three women dancing

Training the Bride's Train Bearers

'Can we just do this pass-fail?'

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

"No, I'm not a stripper – I'm a real fireman, and you're exceeding the maximum capacity for this room."

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

'I'll be glad to discuss Pal's itchy skin in my office tomorrow morning, Mrs. Allan!'

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

"I can't believe I just paid that guy 160 bucks to tell me 'happy wife, happy life'."

"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."

"Hang in there. If you win this bout, you get to fight his mother."

Hen night.