Bridezilla Charm Pillows

'Hold everything! -- My left brain just kicked in!'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Wedding Fayre

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

We've been dating for about 30 minutes, so things are still going well. Please send over the waiter immediately, before everything goes down the toilet. Menu.

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

Samurai offspring.

Good Luck

"Break an Egg!"

The Inventor of Scratch and Sniff

"Lookin' good...I haven't eaten in three months!"

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

'How lovely, you're engaged! Now I can finally plan the wedding my mother never wanted.'

Casino

'He's a born politician.'

-I should have stuck to my hunch! -What was it? -To stay at home!

'Do you take credit card?' - 'No, I only take real money, Pal.' - 'Okay, there's thirty quid.' - 'Champion' - 'Can I have a receipt?' - 'Aye, speak to my accounts department...'

"Vous avez pris rendez-vous?"

"Local Showers"

My Name is Lucky.

"Let's see, where can I hang this good luck shamrock garland? How about on one of your casts?"

Rashid was very proud of his new 'good luck' watch!

'first it was bankruptcy,then I totaled my four-wheeler,then my marriage.Now the magic has gone out of casting.'

"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."

Good Luck!

By borrowing his niece every Friday night, Vern had found a surefire way to meet women.

Happy gamblers, "Looks like business is terrible for Monty!"

"Thank you! thank you! – That little number was called 'Involuntary Charisma'!"