Canine Charms Pillows

The Inventor of Scratch and Sniff

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"That's its scratching post? I have to see this cat!"

Hang Time Fido

"She will take me on more walks."

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

Pet bird on a lead.

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"How do you like my doggy bag?"

"You know, during these debates there's something that all too often gets ignored."

Dog in basket

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

"Wait - you get excited when the humans come hom? Dude, you've been watching too many dog shows."

Man trying to find the lock in the dark until dog switches on collar light.

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

Scrap-Booking

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

The Niche Economy

My Name is Lucky.

Sit! Stay!

'The Stepford Dogs'

'Do you have these in Chic Animal Prints? i'm looking for a gift for my Mother-In Law.'