Baby Charmer Pillows

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

'He's a born politician.'

By borrowing his niece every Friday night, Vern had found a surefire way to meet women.

Samurai offspring.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

You're the olive in my martini

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Ding" "Dong"

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

"Don't worry—it's just a phase."

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

SOARING BILL

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

Prince longed for the good old days when dogs were dogs.

'I adore a man of many parts.'

Snake Charmer

"You know, during these debates there's something that all too often gets ignored."

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

He has musical armor that plays when the faceguard goes up? Yep. He's Prince "Chiming"!

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"