Baby Charmer Mugs

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

'He's a born politician.'

Samurai offspring.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

You're the olive in my martini

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Ding" "Dong"

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

"Don't worry—it's just a phase."

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

SOARING BILL

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'I adore a man of many parts.'

Snake Charmer

Prince longed for the good old days when dogs were dogs.

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

"You know, during these debates there's something that all too often gets ignored."

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

"Vous avez pris rendez-vous?"

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

Snake charmer charms snake into the shape of a treble clef.