Bridezilla Charm Gifts

'Hold everything! -- My left brain just kicked in!'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Wedding Fayre

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

Samurai offspring.

Good Luck

"Break an Egg!"

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

"Lookin' good...I haven't eaten in three months!"

'How lovely, you're engaged! Now I can finally plan the wedding my mother never wanted.'

The Inventor of Scratch and Sniff

Casino

-I should have stuck to my hunch! -What was it? -To stay at home!

'Do you take credit card?' - 'No, I only take real money, Pal.' - 'Okay, there's thirty quid.' - 'Champion' - 'Can I have a receipt?' - 'Aye, speak to my accounts department...'

'He's a born politician.'

"Vous avez pris rendez-vous?"

"Local Showers"

My Name is Lucky.

"Let's see, where can I hang this good luck shamrock garland? How about on one of your casts?"

Rashid was very proud of his new 'good luck' watch!

'first it was bankruptcy,then I totaled my four-wheeler,then my marriage.Now the magic has gone out of casting.'

"Remember, bring it all back within two weeks and I'll refund your deposit."

Good Luck!

Happy gamblers, "Looks like business is terrible for Monty!"

"Thank you! thank you! – That little number was called 'Involuntary Charisma'!"

"My shrink tells me my bad luck is all in my head."