Bridesmaid Gifts

"Hang in there. If you win this bout, you get to fight his mother."

Did somebody say Hen?

Hen night.

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

'I always cry at weddings!'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'Can we just do this pass-fail?'

Hen Party

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

"You don't have to say anything but anything you do say will be taken down and maybe..."

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

Besties Photo

Three women dancing

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Wedding Cake Disaster.

"Hi, I'm on the train."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'I told you that I am wearing this... to the wedding.'

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

"I'd probaly still be single if I hadn't borrowed your padded bras."

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

"So what if he's not the man of your dreams. The 'Times' is going to be there."

"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"