Bride-to-be Bonita Gifts

"Yes, I'm annoyed. This is a rehearsal, not a dress rehearsal."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

Wedding Fayre

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

The Aisle

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

Last night of freedom.

"She's registered at Salomon Smith Barney."

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

"You don't have to say anthing, but anything you do say may later be used in court by a divorce lawyer."

Bridal bootcamp

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

Hi. Can a maitre d' marry people, like a ship's captain? ? ? Menu.

Training the Bride's Train Bearers

"What do you mean 'no way'?"

'Jim called to say he apologizes to you and the 300 guests, but he'll have to marry you next week instead. He totally forgot he made plans to go to a boat show this weekend.'

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

They said it would never last. Even the photographer used a disposable camera.

'Last seen running away from St. Paul's Church...'

Benjamin will be my steady-and-sensible second husband, but Gabe will be my gorgeous-yet-immature first husband.

Bride getting ready for her wedding.