Brewery Bandit Gifts

'I drink so much alcohol I'm afraid to smoke!'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Motorherd

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We'll take it!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

You've done it again, Harry.

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

"My owner found a mouse in one of his beers and, instead of being grateful, the stupid fool sued the brewery!"

Where Cream Ale comes from

Anheuser-Busch agrees to US$52 billion sale.

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

Dutch Courage

Plagiarism

Great Moments in Beer

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

Photocoffier: a fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.

You can take the girl out of Kew...