Bookstore Bandit Gifts

Searching for a gift for the bookstore bandit who secretly hoards countless books or sneaks an extra chapter? Our collection offers humorous and charming items tailored for the creative reader. Whether they’re always borrowing from the library or adding to their personal collection, these gifts celebrate their love of books with a playful twist. Find the perfect mug, T-shirt, or art print that captures their mischievous reading habits and love of stories.

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Talking Books: "Stop thief...!"

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'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

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Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.' mockup

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Monster Self-Help

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White Collar Crime.

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'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?' mockup

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

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Book Thief in True Crime Department mockup

Book Thief in True Crime Department

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Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section. mockup

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

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'I don't like it... It's too quiet.' mockup

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

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'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?' mockup

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

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Pre Pandemic/Post Pandemic

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'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?' mockup

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

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'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'

'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?' mockup

'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'

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"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..." mockup

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

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"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway." mockup

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

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Crime

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"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!" mockup

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

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Plagiarism

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Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read. mockup

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

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"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'" mockup

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

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4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

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'Self-help books for cynics'

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'Got anything on happy marriages?' mockup

'Got anything on happy marriages?'

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Crime section.

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Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95.

Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95. mockup

Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95.

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"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license." mockup

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

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Photocoffier: a fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.

Photocoffier: a fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies. mockup

Photocoffier: a fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.

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'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...'

'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...' mockup

'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...'

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The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people... mockup

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

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Let's take a shelfie!!

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Horror

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Fiction book sales.

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"I wish to complain about this 'pop-up' version of the 'Kama Sutra.'"

"I wish to complain about this 'pop-up' version of the 'Kama Sutra.'" mockup

"I wish to complain about this 'pop-up' version of the 'Kama Sutra.'"

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Writer's block

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I went to the book store, drank coffee, listened to some guitar player, talked to a friend, and forgot to buy my book!

I went to the book store, drank coffee, listened to some guitar player, talked to a friend, and forgot to buy my book! mockup

I went to the book store, drank coffee, listened to some guitar player, talked to a friend, and forgot to buy my book!

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Bookstore Bandit Gifts Collection

Bookstore Bandit Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the bookstore bandit. Witty, funny, and full of personality—find the ideal mug to match their mischievous reading habits.

Bookstore Bandit Pillows

Discover cozy pillows with humorous and charming designs, ideal for the bookstore bandit’s reading corner or relaxation spot.

Bookstore Bandit Prints

Browse our selection of prints that celebrate a love of books and a playful spirit. Perfect to add some literary humor to any space.

Bookstore Bandit T-Shirts

Check out our fun T-shirts designed for the creative book lover. Perfect for those who wear their literary mischief with pride.