Baking Bandits Gifts

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Deliboys

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Am Awful Crammer.

Cookie Surveillance

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Nannies Of The Old West

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

Cookie Thief

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

Mom's House O' Chili.

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

A dog biscuit

Another Rookie Mistake

Bart is quite at home on the range.

A seamstress with balloons

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

Photocoffier: a fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

'A wise man once said if you are down to your last penny you should buy flowers and not bread. . .'

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

You can take the girl out of Kew...

'Remember, folks, don't try this on your own!'

'I don't know whos lunch this was but the meatloaf was terrific!'

'I drink so much alcohol I'm afraid to smoke!'

The arrival of girl scout cookies sparks a rise in black bear activity...