Brecht Believer Gifts

German Expressionist Breakfast

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Sermon on the Grounds...

Stress

The Procrastinatorium.

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Cheese Plaiters.

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"Of course I'm taking a break! I just moved two files! Do you know how big those things are?"

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

'I don't need a rewards program for my customers, as much as I do a blind faith program for them.'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

"Times like these bring out the best in us."

After George Orwell

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

"Ok, I'm confused. – Which is it? Wear the mask or shed the mask?"

'This is a song my therapist told me to sing whenever I get the urge to harm people who won't pay attention to me.'

What's the key to being a great artist, Al? Is it the beret? Don't be silly, Axel. It's the smock.

"You're definitely descended from the apes. I'm descended from Adam and Eve."

I'm angry at the oil companies, aren't I? Fuel price anger counseling. – $25. You're right. It's really me I'm angry at. I'm a fossil fuel addict, is that it? The fact I pay soaring prices reminds me of my weakness and inability to change my behavior! Breakthrough … let's talk about my mom. Zzz.

'If it wasn't a conspiracy, how come Lee Harvey Oswald is named after two rabbits?'

"I haven't confirmed it personally, but I hear the Lutherans have the best coffee."

'You were right when you said that your horse would 'walk it'. He obviously did!'

'Oh-oh -- they're having a big war over which one of us to worship!'

"I see water, lots of water... Oh wait. I see you suddenly realising that I'm just a mirage."

The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.

"I don't mind the voices themselves, Doctor. It's the Jersey accents that are driving me nuts."