Brie Believer Gifts

Cheese Plaiters.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Cheese

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

'Honey, I'm home!'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Spelling Bee at Ridgefield Country Day School.

'I don't need a rewards program for my customers, as much as I do a blind faith program for them.'

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"It's for global cooling."

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

"The best decisions are made when complexity and simplicity meet."

After George Orwell

"Captain, this Brie is totally out of control!"

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

"That time you realized your hashtags were longer than your message. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethingsWrongHere #spiritual-awakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #wontSome-bodyThink-of-The-Children?" "ERROR: You have exceeded the number of characters allowed." "That time you. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethings-WrongHere #spiritualawakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #

"No thanks, kid, but I'll take four pounds of the gouda and all the brie that you got."

"If I ever use the term 'bromance' to describe our friendship, you have permission to punch me."

A Beer washes up on a desert island without a bottle opener.

Before cookies became the norm, some Chinese restaurants experimented with 'Fortune Kung Pao Borccolis'.

"Take me to David Bowie."

Artificial Intelligence

"I haven't confirmed it personally, but I hear the Lutherans have the best coffee."

'It's alright to do your regular work, Sanders, but haven't you caught on yet? The big money is in breakthrough.'

Coffee Hydrant

"The special is eggs, bacon and toast? Do you know the definition of 'special?'"

"It started out as a coffee club, but things got out of hand. Now we're a coffee cult."

"Caroline Dolnick said my dress is a knockoff!"