Brie Aficionado Gifts

"Captain, this Brie is totally out of control!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Cheese

Doughboy Dad

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

Beer $.50. I've had lot of psychological therapy, but none of it seems to help. Maybe you

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Fried chickens.'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Aromatherapy for Men

'You've had enough!'