Brie Aficionado Pillows

"Captain, this Brie is totally out of control!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"This place has the best happy hour."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Doughboy Dad

Cheese

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Fried chickens.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Aromatherapy for Men

'You've had enough!'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub