Brie Lover Pillows

"No thanks, kid, but I'll take four pounds of the gouda and all the brie that you got."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Trump! The Musical

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

German Expressionist Breakfast

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Full English Breakfast.

Cheese

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

All-Day Breakfast

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula