Brewskis Lover Pillows

Beer Keg Babies

"This place has the best happy hour."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Important Food Groups

Snowmobull

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'Man...You age great!'

Santa does a keg stand.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Beer Order

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Clown Happy Hour

'Malty tasking.'

Ace High

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.