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"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'I know it's gassy...'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Wanna talk about it?

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

Next Round Indicator

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'