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"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Is it that bad?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'I know it's gassy...'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Next Round Indicator

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Wanna talk about it?

Father and son with matching beer crates.

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.