Brewsky Fan Gifts

The best part of waking up...is brewski in your cup.

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Time Machine Collision

"I got connected to the internet!"

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'After the party Bob never saw the remote again. Luckily he'd spent big on bread sticks.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

When beavers dream.

'Standing around the grill is half the fun. Getting drunk is the other.'

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

"I like flying south for the winter with George. It's always interesting."

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

Heat Wave Podium

The Beer Whisperer

Global warming finally hits home. . .

"You should have voted 4 Kamala"

Selfie Extension Stik

Robot feeds baby robot oil.

What we thought Elon Musk did...What Elon Musk actually does...

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'

"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"