Brie Lover Gifts

"No thanks, kid, but I'll take four pounds of the gouda and all the brie that you got."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Trump! The Musical

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

German Expressionist Breakfast

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Full English Breakfast.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Cheese

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

All-Day Breakfast

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"