Brioche Enthusiast Gifts

Just out of the oven, Jacque's head is filled with the irresistible aroma of freshly baked brioche.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Doughboy Dad

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Garlic Free Zone.

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

Cooking with Pierre

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

'The escargots are underdone.'

Come dine with me!

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

Toast kidnapper.

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine