Brioche Enthusiast Mugs

Just out of the oven, Jacque's head is filled with the irresistible aroma of freshly baked brioche.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Doughboy Dad

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Garlic Free Zone.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Cooking with Pierre

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

'The escargots are underdone.'

Come dine with me!

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

Toast kidnapper.

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine