Brecht Believer Pillows

German Expressionist Breakfast

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Stress

The Procrastinatorium.

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

Cheese Plaiters.

"Of course I'm taking a break! I just moved two files! Do you know how big those things are?"

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

'I don't need a rewards program for my customers, as much as I do a blind faith program for them.'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

After George Orwell

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."

"Times like these bring out the best in us."

"Ok, I'm confused. – Which is it? Wear the mask or shed the mask?"

"You're definitely descended from the apes. I'm descended from Adam and Eve."

'If it wasn't a conspiracy, how come Lee Harvey Oswald is named after two rabbits?'

"I see water, lots of water... Oh wait. I see you suddenly realising that I'm just a mirage."

'You were right when you said that your horse would 'walk it'. He obviously did!'

"I haven't confirmed it personally, but I hear the Lutherans have the best coffee."

'Oh-oh -- they're having a big war over which one of us to worship!'

The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.

"I don't mind the voices themselves, Doctor. It's the Jersey accents that are driving me nuts."

Coffee Hydrant