Breathing Gifts

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

Breathe in. One. Two. Three. Four. Hold it. One. Two. Three. How'd you like it? I'm not sure Yoga's for me. I flunked breathing.

'Be honest, how bad is it?'

Dear Diary: Took another 20,000 breaths today!

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Loofah Lady

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

Scotsman in the bath...

How to recover from a bad day

New Twenty Blades

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

Water power.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

I love bathtime.

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

Shower curtain call.

A spa bath at Mapledurham.