Conscious Breather Gifts

'Do the particulates in the air seem extra large today?'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

The Good Breathing Guide

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

"It turns out I've been inhaling when I should be exhaling and exhaling when I should be inhaling."

'Couldn't you plant your tree before you fly?'

"You're right. Yoga sure sounds easy!"

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

'Does my bum look big in this'

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'

'Be honest, how bad is it?'

Holding your breath for any length of time is harder than you think!

The real reason we have natural disasters...

'All this stuff's made in sweatshops - its awful! I'm not buying clothes someone's sweated on!'

Dear Diary: Took another 20,000 breaths today!

'Since I'm not old enough to smoke, I thought I'd stand here and inhale. I read that the effects of slash burns are as harmful as cigarettes.'

"In spirit I'm an environmentalist. I love my SUV but I do my best to feel as guilty as possible when I drive it."

"Did the doctor forget to tell you to exhale?"

"And coming up on the right is another area ruined by the likes of you."

'Breathe in and out? What other way is there?'

"Lovely holiday, terrific souvenirs, but not a tree to get any shade under!"

'Why's your sign blank?' - 'It's my day off'