Breakfast Pun Lover Pillows

Waitress, my egg is a bit runny!

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Peach flirting with a banana.

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Think about the honey."

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"A little lamb please."

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'You tell me you're a sexual athlete and your first time at bat you strike out!'

Hotness

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Literate Dogs.

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

Pickled beets.

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"