Current Pun Lover Pillows

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Peach flirting with a banana.

"Think about the honey."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Hotness

'You tell me you're a sexual athlete and your first time at bat you strike out!'

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

Literate Dogs.

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

'You give me goose bumps!'

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

The static electric eel is very rare.

Weather forecast

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"Your four-o'clock is here."

Larry's Literary Market.

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'