Break Room Warrior Gifts

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

'These are job perks.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

'I'll take #1.'

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

Isn't that a surveillance camera?

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

"Well, if you want my blood pressure lower don't keep waiting two hours to see you."

"Sorry about the long wait, but good news. Other than long waits in waiting rooms, I can't find any other causes for your irritability."

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

"The doctor would like to know if anyone else out here needs surgery before he puts his stuff away."

"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."

"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"

Photocoffier: a fresh cup of joe while you wait on copies.

Drinks: Tea, Coffee, Choco, Scalded Leg, Wet Shoe, Half a Cup, No Cup.

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

'I pretend to work.They pretend to pay me!'

"Johnson, what are you doing? It's not time for your break yet."

You'd think fro the cost of an appointment, the doctor could afford current magazines!