Brave Canine Confrontor Gifts

'Don't worry, I've got my foot in the ... door.'

Agility God

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

No Soliciting

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Dog Wrestling.

A Change of Scene.

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

Dog on a plane.

"He did it!"

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"Your bone."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Walking in the woods.

Most dog-like dog.

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

It was another dramatic dog-fight between the deadly foes.

Why the "Man's Best Friend" thing is a total fraud.

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

'It's not that I don't like dogs, I'm just more of a cat person,'

"You know, your poker face is useless if you keep wagging your tail."

"Let's see if we can't scatter the trash all over his desktop."