Brave Boxer Gifts

"And in this corner is a wasp, so we're going to stay away from it."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Very Difficult Conversations

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"So, what are you reading?"

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"You're afraid of what?"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

Musical Fight

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

Pianist-boxer