Brave Boxer Gifts

"And in this corner is a wasp, so we're going to stay away from it."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Very Difficult Conversations

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"So, what are you reading?"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Mayo-A-Mayo

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"You're afraid of what?"

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

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