Brave Canine Confrontor Pillows

'Don't worry, I've got my foot in the ... door.'

Agility God

No Soliciting

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

A Change of Scene.

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Dog Wrestling.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

Dog on a plane.

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"Your bone."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Walking in the woods.

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

Most dog-like dog.

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

It was another dramatic dog-fight between the deadly foes.

"You know, your poker face is useless if you keep wagging your tail."

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

"Let's see if we can't scatter the trash all over his desktop."

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

'It's not that I don't like dogs, I'm just more of a cat person,'

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.