Brain Size Ponderer Gifts

The walnut has a brain the size of a dinosaur's.

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

World Production.

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

The Problem with World Population Growth

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Max Weber

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Population train.

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

Caption Contest TK

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

Aging population in Cuba

Optimist, Pessimist, Surrealist.

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

'It's not just his insane jealousy - he also insists on choosing all my clothes.'

"I utilize the best from Freud, the best from Jung and the best from my uncle Marty, a very smart fellow."