Population Ponderer Gifts

'Rest of world full, do not enter.'

World Production.

Population train.

Aging population in Cuba

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

Guess who's coming to dinner?

The Problem with World Population Growth

The Jeopardy of Progress

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

"Woah - random!"

Retirement Issues

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'U.S. Manufacturing'