Population Ponderer Prints

'Rest of world full, do not enter.'

World Production.

Population train.

Aging population in Cuba

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

Guess who's coming to dinner?

The Problem with World Population Growth

The Jeopardy of Progress

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

Retirement Issues

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."