Braddon Fan Gifts

Illustration for 'Eleanor's Victory' by Miss Braddon, scene 2.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Desert Island Meals.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

You must be this tall.

"Have you tried biting him?"

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

Mars Rover

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

Boy in court swearing oath on comic book

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

Charles Darwin Zoo - Missing Lynx

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

'A tortoise is coming toward us' 'I newt' 'I toad you' 'Great, I'm on Walden Pun.'

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

Drama Queen.

"Natural selection in action."

"I'm Perfect Already."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

Notre Dam

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."