Braddon Fan Gifts

Illustration for 'Eleanor's Victory' by Miss Braddon, scene 2.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Desert Island Meals.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

You must be this tall.

"Have you tried biting him?"

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Mars Rover

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

Boy in court swearing oath on comic book

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

Charles Darwin Zoo - Missing Lynx

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

'A tortoise is coming toward us' 'I newt' 'I toad you' 'Great, I'm on Walden Pun.'

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

Drama Queen.

Notre Dam

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

"Natural selection in action."

"I'm Perfect Already."