Walden Pond Fan Gifts

'A tortoise is coming toward us' 'I newt' 'I toad you' 'Great, I'm on Walden Pun.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Marco ..."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

Charles Darwin Zoo - Missing Lynx

"I predict an orchid in the shape of a dry but still fruity Sauvignon Blanc."

"What?! Really? You didn't ask Santa for carrots? I always ask for carrots..."

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

"Natural selection in action."

'Congratulations! You just brought in a gushier.'

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

One Man Band

Conversations With The Missing Link.

How about a hike or a swim? No thanks. Twig's a slug. She's certainly uninspired. Wait! Let's go canoeing! You never know when inspiration will strike!

"I'm Perfect Already."

Ascent of Digital Man

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

Surprised dentist pulling a rabbit out of magician's mouth.

"Why so tense?"

"No, I'm telling you, large families are great: you always have somebody to play with..."

"I got the part!"