Bowling Mishap Survivor Pillows

"Can you write up the ticket without using the word bowling ball?"

Barbeque Casualty.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

Bowling ball head.

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Sling

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

Cricketer battered after facing an over from a fast bowler.

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"

"We can't go on meeting like this. It's costing you a fortune in repairs."

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"It's okay, but I do prefer bowling!"

Sisyphus' League Night

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

Sisyphus pushes a huge bowling ball up the hill.

Okay, we now have 10 penguins. We can finally start bowling!

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

"Sorry Ma'ma, but I got caught inside a car for a few hours. I just managed to escape when they opened the window: Where am I?"

'I want you to file a malpractice suit.'

"So it's going to be THAT kind of day!"

Ralph gave up all hope for a fair trial.

"You've had six accidents?"