Bowling Mishap Survivor Pillows

"Can you write up the ticket without using the word bowling ball?"

Barbeque Casualty.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Bowling ball head.

Pin-atas

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Sling

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

Laugh all you want, I'll be the only one without a concussion!

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

"It's okay, but I do prefer bowling!"

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

Cricketer battered after facing an over from a fast bowler.

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

Sisyphus' League Night

"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"

"We can't go on meeting like this. It's costing you a fortune in repairs."

Sisyphus pushes a huge bowling ball up the hill.

Okay, we now have 10 penguins. We can finally start bowling!

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

"Sorry Ma'ma, but I got caught inside a car for a few hours. I just managed to escape when they opened the window: Where am I?"

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

'I want you to file a malpractice suit.'

"So it's going to be THAT kind of day!"

Ralph gave up all hope for a fair trial.