Fast Bowler Survivor Pillows

Cricketer battered after facing an over from a fast bowler.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Desert Island Mishap

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'It's a slow trap.'

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

Shipwrecked.

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

'Now what?'

"Hey, if we're getting laid off, it's every man for himself!"

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

"The sign says you can swim to civilization from here, but that sounds unlikely."

Hammock for Man on Desert Island with Single Tree

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

'What are YOU doing here?'

'We've been offered NATO membership.'

Survival Kit

Recession is everywhere.