"Can you write up the ticket without using the word bowling ball?"
Bowling Mishap Survivor Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful way to recognize a bowling mishap survivor? Our creative collection offers witty mugs, comfy pillows, fun t-shirts, and vibrant prints that celebrate their resilience and sense of humor. Perfect for those who take life's slips in stride, these items turn a mishap into a memorable story and a gift that shows you care with a playful touch.
Barbeque Casualty.
"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."
"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."
"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"
Bowling ball head.
Pin-atas
In case of stock market crash break glass.
'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'
"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."
A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.
"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"
Sling
"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"
Laugh all you want, I'll be the only one without a concussion!
'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'
"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."
"It's okay, but I do prefer bowling!"
Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.
Cricketer battered after facing an over from a fast bowler.
"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."
Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.
"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."
Sisyphus' League Night
"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"
"We can't go on meeting like this. It's costing you a fortune in repairs."
Sisyphus pushes a huge bowling ball up the hill.
Okay, we now have 10 penguins. We can finally start bowling!
"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"
"Sorry Ma'ma, but I got caught inside a car for a few hours. I just managed to escape when they opened the window: Where am I?"
"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."
'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'
'I want you to file a malpractice suit.'
"So it's going to be THAT kind of day!"
Ralph gave up all hope for a fair trial.
Bowling Mishap Survivor Gifts Collection
Bowling Mishap Survivor Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for bowling mishap survivors—wonderful gifts that combine humor and resilience to start their day with a smile.
Bowling Mishap Survivor Pillows
Add comfort and humor with our pillows for bowling mishap survivors—great for any space that needs a little resilience-themed fun.
Bowling Mishap Survivor Prints
Brighten their decor with prints celebrating resilience. Perfect for bowling mishap survivors who love a touch of humor and inspiration in their home.
Bowling Mishap Survivor T-Shirts
Looking for a fun t-shirt? Our bowling mishap survivor collection offers witty designs to celebrate their resilience and sense of humor.