Bowling King Gifts

King Pin

Polar bear bowling alley

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Cricket Accidents.

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Bowling ball head.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

Corporate thinking.

Pin-atas

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Vikings to the Super bowl.

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

Joe Hundredaire

Jimmy Anderson

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."